Muslim Valentine's Card .......
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Roses are Red
and Violets are Blue,
My Wife is Eleven
and I'm Fifty-Two!
Started: 14th Feb 2024 at 20:10
Replied: 14th Feb 2024 at 20:21
I had a friend, who had a girlfriend who was a real pain in the ass.
Numerous times, he had thrown her out.
Many occasions, I had driven her, and her possessions, in black bin bags, to the home of her mother.
I did not ask him why he did not permanently sever the relationship: it is his business, not mine.
One day he volunteered that the real reason she had such a place in his life, was because she was eight years younger than him!
She is still with him today, but they have moved away, so I now rarely see him.
Nowt as queer as folk!
Replied: 14th Feb 2024 at 20:32